Owl jokes

Owl jokes – what a hoot!

Why do owls never go courting in the rain???
Because it’s too wet to woo!  🙂

What is a Barn Owl’s favourite subject at school?
Owlgebra!  😯 

Two owls were playing pool. One owl said ” Two Hits”.
The other owl said “Two hits to who?”  😛

Two Barn Owls sitting on a perch and one says to the other: “Can you smell fish?”  😆 

What do confused owls say?
To-whit to-why?  😕

What is the most common Owl in the UK?
A
‘TeatOwl’… everyone has a tea towel…! 😉

What’s a Barn Owl’s favourite Party food?
Mush’Shrew’ms, ‘Vole’avaunts and Micecream!  😛

“Knock knock”
“who’s there?”
“Owls”
“Owls who?”
“That’s right! Tawny Owls hooo!”  😆 

What do you call an owl with a sore throat?
A bird that doesn’t give a hoot!  🙂

What do you call an owl with a low voice?
A growl!  😮 

“Knock, knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Owl”
“Owl who?”
“Owl be seeing you!”  😀

What type of books do owls like to read?
Hooo-dunnits!  😮 

What does an owl with attitude have?
A scowl!  😡

“What’s the difference between an owl and an Irish funeral?”
“One’s awake in the night, the other’s a wake in the day!”  😉 

My friend the Tawny Owl told me he had just got engaged.
I hooted “You twit – to who…?”  🙂

“Knock, Knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Who…”
“Who, who?”
… “Are you an owl?”   😆  

“Someone called you an owl!”
“Whoo?!”   😐

What do you call a magical owl?
HOO-Dini! 🙂
Q: Why did the Owl invite his friends over?
A: He didn’t want to be owl by himself.  😯
What do you call an owl that does boxing?
Muhammad OWLEE!  🙄
Send us your favourite funny owl jokes or owl cartoons and we’ll add the best ones to our Owl Jokes page for kids!

We screeched and hooted at these kids jokes and riddles….. but we need more!
Email your owl jokes or riddles to info@nullbarnowltrust.org.uk
or send them to us at: The Barn Owl Trust, Waterleat, Ashburton, Devon TQ13 7HU.

 Thanks to Jake R, @rflynnic, Dave B, Andy from Leeds, Amelia, Lydia from Montreal in Canada, Dulcie, Caroline from Huntingdon, Tom from Essex, @wiseowldriving and @kittiwake70 for all your hilarious and/or groan-worthy contributions!