About the Barn Owl
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Owl jokes - what a hoot! ..... but we need more!
Email your owl jokes to firstname.lastname@example.org or send them to The Barn Owl Trust, Waterleat, Ashburton, Devon TQ13 7HU.
Why do owls never go courting in the rain?
Because it's too wet to woo!
... "Are you an owl?"
"Someone called you an owl!"
What is an owl's favourite subject at school?
Two owls were playing pool. One owl said " Two Hits".
The other owl said "Two hits to who?"
Two Barn Owls sitting on a perch and one says to the other: "Can you smell fish?"
What do confused owls say?
What is the most common Owl in the UK?
a 'TeatOwl'... tea towel ? ;-)
What's a Barn Owl's favourite Party food?
Mush'Shrew'ms, 'Vole'avaunts and Micecream!
"That's right! Owls hoo!"
What do you call an owl with a sore throat?
A bird that doesn't give a hoot!
What do you call an owl with a low voice?
"Owl be seeing you!"
What type of books do owls like to read?
What does an owl with attitude have?
"What's the difference between an owl and an Irish funeral?"
"One's awake in the night, the other's a wake in the day!"
My friend the Barn Owl told me he had just got engaged.
I hooted "You twit - to who...?"
Thanks to Dave B., Andy from Leeds, Amelia, Lydia from Montreal - Canada, Dulcie, Caroline from Huntingdon, Tom from Essex, wiseowldriving and @kittiwake70 for all your hilarious and/or groan-worthy contibutions!