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The Barn Owl Trust

Conserving the Barn Owl and its Environment

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Owl jokes


Owl jokes

Owl jokes - what a hoot! ..... but we need more!
Email your owl jokes to info@barnowltrust.org.uk or send them to The Barn Owl Trust, Waterleat, Ashburton, Devon TQ13 7HU.


Why do owls never go courting in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo!


"Knock, Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Who who?"

... "Are you an owl?"


"Someone called you an owl!"



What is an owl's favourite subject at school?



Two owls were playing pool. One owl said " Two Hits".

The other owl said "Two hits to who?"


Two Barn Owls sitting on a perch and one says to the other: "Can you smell fish?"


What do confused owls say?

To-whit to-why?


What is the most common Owl in the UK?

a 'TeatOwl'... tea towel ? ;-)


What's a Barn Owl's favourite Party food?

Mush'Shrew'ms, 'Vole'avaunts and Micecream!


"Knock knock"
"who's there?"
"Owls who?"
"That's right! Owls hoo!"


What do you call an owl with a sore throat?

A bird that doesn't give a hoot!


What do you call an owl with a low voice?

A growl!


"Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
"Owl who?"
"Owl be seeing you!"


What type of books do owls like to read?



What does an owl with attitude have?

A scowl!


"What's the difference between an owl and an Irish funeral?"

"One's awake in the night, the other's a wake in the day!"


My friend the Barn Owl told me he had just got engaged.

I hooted "You twit - to who...?"


Thanks to Dave B., Andy from Leeds, Amelia, Lydia from Montreal - Canada, Dulcie, Caroline from Huntingdon, Tom from Essex, wiseowldriving and @kittiwake70 for all your hilarious and/or groan-worthy contibutions!

The Barn Owl Trust is dedicated to conservation & education and does not operate a visitor centre.
Barn Owl Trust staff and volunteers
Waterleat, Ashburton, Devon TQ13 7HU
+44 (0) 1364 653026